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Jack
Chicken: Jack Chicken left the Rock Purgatory of Federal Way at 18 rockin'
years old and then started rocking several years later. When the earth was
cooling and the Seattle pop music scene was mired in post-grunge confusion, he
served duty as the lead singer of Free Range Chickens, the Northwest's most
readily available chicken suit wearing rock band. Though they were observed by
Weird Al Yankovic, joined onstage by Miller Beer promotional bimbos, and sold a
few t-shirts, the band disbanded in the late 90's amid the long shadow of the
impeachment scandal. Now, as the world is finally ready for poultry-influenced
rock (is it the avian bird flu? Dunno.), the chickens rise like a Phoenix from
the ashes to form Chicken Starship. He never listens to public radio and doesn't
know what you're talking about.
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Joe Chicken:
Joe Chicken was born at a very early age, after having
spent most of his time in his mother's womb. Immediately thereafter, he
was thrust into the relatively monastic lifestyle of suburban Philadelphia
by Cesarean Section (which is right outside Yeadon). Since then he has lived
in many places, including New Jersey, Newport, RI, and Phinney Ridge. He has
been an actor, musician, smoker, mechanic, pizza guy, computer programmer,
incarcerated, a bartender, (an incarcerated bartender,) and Captain Picard.
He once had a monkey named George,
who now works for an Organ Grinder making $300.00 an hour. Go figure.
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Tom Chicken:
Formerly known as "The Sauce", Tom Chicken is the most athletic bass player we've ever had. And he's also
the first bass player we've had from West Seattle. We don't think those two facts are related, but you never can tell.
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Scott
Chicken: Scott Chicken was born and raised in the wilds of south
Bellevue, Washington. He began playing drums in the 5th grade, and hasn't
stopped yet. He escaped east to Walla Walla, WA, in 1985, where he met Jack
in 1986. After graduating from college in 1989, Scott returned to Seattle.
5 years later, Jack asked him to join the Chickens as their drummer.
Scott still hasn't forgiven him
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Steve
Chicken: The ten fingers of Doom III.
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